Counting Cucumbers
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Posted:Nov 12, 2016 4:27 pm
Last Updated:Dec 17, 2016 6:24 am
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Seven for a dollar at the local Hispanic market was too good to pass up. The other day one got sacrificed but before it happened they got counted. Then they made a star and a cucumber fort.
However perhaps more disturbing post Trump election is the “cucumbers” are coming out to be counted.
Nothing new...an excerpt from a historical novel on Botswana and Republic of South Africa in 1960's: “ Steady old , this is the one I'm going to marry. Craig felt a coldness come over his soul and he turned away...Did you hear what I said? I'm going to marry her. Does she know? I'm letting her ripen a little before I tell her. Ask her, don't you mean ask her? Old Rolly tell's em, he doesn't ask em.
It seems all the political correctness is over and now the cucumbers have license to behave openly and disrespectfully towards women, racial minorities and Muslims..anyone not deemed Aryan.
All the behaviors which were repressed, found on private web sites and in groups where passwords ensured privacy are still there and disturbing signs of physical enactment are surfacing. A black woman intimidated at a service station by 3 skinheads calling her “black bitch” and threatening to beat her up. A Muslim told by her grandmother not to wear her burka to school. Sally Krawcheck's article on gender equality in the marketplace on Linkedin: “A Letter to Young Women, in the Age of Trump”. When I worked construction downtown in Las Vegas, the crew at lunch time liked to hang out on the balcony and comment about the women passing by. You'd get fired for whistling. I could never see the point myself. But what I over heard undoubtedly objectifies females. It's not far off from this piece of sarcasm posted on Funny or Die.
“In Honor Of Our Victory, I Shall Now Impregnate My Wife”
What a wild ride. We persevered through rough terrain and led a hard-fought campaign. I couldn’t be happier for President-elect Donald Trump, the American people, and I cannot wait to celebrate with the walking collection of tubes I call my wife. Heck (please, Lord, excuse my language), I am so jazzed (sorry, Lord, for referencing the devil’s music) for this next chapter in American history that tonight I plan to make a human being inside the receptacle I’ve had by my side for over 30 years. Now to just make sure I’m clear, I am NOT talking about forcing myself on her, for I’m not a monster; I am just a normal man who’s made it his life’s mission to deprive others of normal rights. I’m simply requesting my sack of flesh to do the following: shower reapply makeup wait in bed while I get worked up about knowing that men can marry men lay quietly while I begin sexual intercourse without birth control (a scourge of the earth that should not be available) and avoid eye contact with anyone but the reflection of myself in the mirror I have over the bedrest. promise to not move while I pump precisely 26 times and make a human being despite any agenda she had for the rest of her life. Pretty straightforward. We’re talking 4 minutes, tops, which is what I call “a strong campaign.“ God bless. Mike Pence
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ You know somebody's always got to be smart ass in the group...naked cucumber
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Living Well with Your Black Neighbors
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Posted:Nov 7, 2016 3:15 pm
Last Updated:Dec 18, 2016 12:08 pm
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It's no secret I live in a ghetto. It's called the "Baby Ghetto". I do so by choice; the cost of living here allows me freedom to go on road trips and buy the occasional piece of climbing gear.. I get to park the Skeeter outside my front door. What's not to like? All those scary black and Hispanic people? The dumpsters on the curbs? the trash pickers?
Across the street a Jeep Cherokee is up on blocks. Been there for months. My upstairs neighbors are raising two young and have a jacked Chrysler occupying on the parking spaces in the units dedicated parking. Apparently the engine blew up on the way to Laughlin; they owe money on it so they hope it will get repossessed. Months have gone by. The repo guys must know it's not worth the cost of a tow. There is a tacit neighborhood watch and people trying to deal drugs get ratted out pretty quickly. Then LV Metro shows up.
Next door to me a black family has 5 and two adults packed into a 2 bedroom upstairs unit. The are all well mannered, the teenage daughters are gorgeous. The husband works 2 jobs. Bartender by night and painter by day. Many people around here live on fixed incomes.
If you were raised white middle class or anything WASP best to leave your preconceptions someplace else before you enter the area. The play in the street. Afternoons there is often an impromptu basketball game going on; sometimes soccer or touch football . Dogs and cats run loose at times.
It's amazing how friendly and open the residents are. However there are a couple black neighbors for whom you should have respect. The reside in the outside storage closets where I keep tools and automotive supplies.
from March 2106: "My outside neighbor has grown about 30% since I first saw her in the outside storage closet a month ago. It's pretty cool to watch her. Another Black Widow tried to move in and now that spider is gone. She had some prey webbed onto the door and she was quiet territorial about it. Now I find her hanging in her web at night chillin'..The flash scared her and she ducked into the crack between the shelf and the wall"
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What Does Patience Have To Do with Yesterday's Vegetable was Broccoli?
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Posted:Nov 1, 2016 7:34 am
Last Updated:Nov 7, 2016 2:17 pm
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I like raw broccoli. Picked up the habit cause the potassium content is useful when you are doing strenuous activities like rock climbing and not drinking enough water. Broccoli helps offset muscle cramps and I understand it's healthy eating. I got some locally at a reasonable price and I have no idea where it came from...maybe the NW (Washington or Oregon).
Anyway....Sunday I went climbing with a group. I was a professional rock climbing guide in Southern California before I moved to Las Vegas and I volunteered to rig some top ropes. The group showed up an hour later. Everyone was nice and pretty competent making my task easier. That is, I didn't need eyes in the back of my head all the time.
Momentary time out. I'm day trading the Russel ETF this morning and I thought it was about to make a move. Nope.... fake out... I'm amazed at how the instrument can stop and reverse on a resistance line which existed back in January 2015. Stopped exactly on the number(116.16)
I'd been talking to the woman I'm seeing about coming out for the session. We hike and scramble together. Been seeing her for about 3 months....She waffled and I dropped it but then she asked me to stop by on the way home after climbing. I got there and the world series was on; she's a Cubs fan. so we watched till the end. What was different is normally she's dressed in a way that is not easy to undress...tight shorts, underwire bra. Sunday she had only a shift on....no panties, no bra. Well that was fun. I need to put a section of plywood under the seats of the chaise lounger
I gotta say though I can never figure out when that "sea change" is going to happen. I suppose I travel in tame circles. And as the women in my life get older they take longer to decide if they are going to have sex with me. Just my observation. there have been instances where I became impatient with the game and blew it with someone I really liked. Back in, trading Russel options...I may have to wait for this one... Nastasha was practicing "lap kitty" just now....purr purr Just went into profit.and out at break even. That's like when she says no and you wisely back off.
Twenty minutes later and I'm back in...day trading ....can be a game of nerves and patience and knowing yourself well.
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Want to see a Pussy?
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Posted:Oct 28, 2016 12:10 pm
Last Updated:Nov 1, 2016 6:09 am
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Last couple days I have been dealing with A/C repair people. Took them 2 service calls to figure out the blower motor solenoid switch is faulty. That's what happens with intermittent problems and why they are difficult to diagnose.
Meanwhile I stayed at home (when I really wanted to be climbing) during some nice fall weather to wait for them and be here while they were on the roof. Today we got storms up high in the local mountains and showers around Red Rocks as a front passes north of Las Vegas. When the local sandstone gets wet holds break off. Not safe to climb on and destroys routes.
Maybe I'll visit a canyon with one big wall this afternoon, With rain the walls turn dark and even sometimes you get temporary waterfalls.
Meanwhile I know you're wondering where is the pussy? I caught Nastasha kitty upside down in the clothes bin but she rolled over before I could get a full frontal pussy shot
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Are You What Photo You Post?
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Posted:Oct 25, 2016 1:03 pm
Last Updated:Oct 27, 2016 9:21 am
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A friend had this on his Facebook timeline from "Bite my lily white ass"
I got thinking how I react when I see a profile photo of just someone's genitals. How do I even know they belong to you? I understand why people are reluctant to post facial pictures...adverse impact at work or with your family and friends.
That whole shaming thing is for another rant...
I'm not attracted to men but I love eating pussy....all shapes, sizes, smells, flavors, hair or no hair. And up to a point I enjoy viewing them....Yet when the "sell" is 100% someone's genitals, I wonder if the profile posters consider what kind of buyers are being attracted? Based on what occurs here I think they do
This next one is good. Remember proper hygiene for a perfect first impression
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Timing...
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Posted:Oct 25, 2016 11:29 am
Last Updated:Oct 25, 2016 11:30 am
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I watch the stock market intraday and trade small lot options. It can be fast moving or watching grass grow. Today I'm watching grass sprout. Seems the algorithms have a firm grasp of market movement and momentum after about noon eastern.
I missed an exit in slight profit earlier when my called.; worth it though as he calls about once every 2 years. Now I'm waiting. Theta or time decay is eroding the value of my position but there is still a chance at the end of the day.
I haven't thought about sex in over 2 hours
Timing is crucial when on a run out slab climb...there is a time to move and a time to appraise what the next few moves will be.
Perhaps timing is the same when negotiating for sex. Good timing...it's easier. Poor timing...you're swimming upstream.
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Sunday Rock Climbing at Childhood's End
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Posted:Oct 23, 2016 6:04 pm
Last Updated:Oct 25, 2016 1:20 pm
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The weather looked ominous.
"A 30 percent chance of showers after 11am. Partly sunny, with a high near 61. South southwest wind 17 to 21 mph, with gusts as high as 29 mph. Sunday Night Showers likely. Mostly cloudy, with a low around 50. Southwest wind 17 to 21 mph, with gusts as high as 29 mph. Chance of precipitation is 70%." See the photo for morning prep.
I'm the meet up host. That means commitment to show. It's cool at the parking lot at 7:45 AM but still T shirts if you are moving. . 1.25 miles uphill to the crag. Drizzling on the way up. My new partner Greg and I are bummed but positive as we hike up. We arrive at the wall and the drizzle has stopped. No excuse not to climb.
I offer to lead first and right away I see we are going to click. It's like the best meet you can find meeting a stranger here on NZ Friend Finder Few words, eye contact, safety check goes quick, and I'm off. My rope pays out perfectly as Greg belays. I know right away this is someone I want to climb with again.
Here's the wall and Greg's hat just before I started leading; don't know how that happened. Overall a great day ...rain let up, saw a rainbow, did as much climbing as I wanted. last photo is Brian leading.
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