grandma and grandpa laying in bed....grandpa lets loose a horrible smelling fart then says Touchdown!.....Grandma says what the hell is up with you?....grandpa says we're playing football......so grandma hunkers up and blows a big stinky throughout the covers and says...Touchdown and extra point!!...then smiles.....grandpa not to be beatin at his own game....takes in a deep breath goes into white knuckle super push.....and shits all over his side of bed.....then says......Half Time......Switch sides!!!!.......................